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                    Kat Cobain and Krist Meowvoselic meet at Aberdeen Angus High School.

                   Furvana goes through several different lineups, trying out various musicians, including Jason Evermouse, Chad Chipmunk, and Vole Crover.

                   After eating Evermouse, Chipmunk, and Vole, Kat and Krist realize they should work with an animal that cats do not eat.

                   Dave Growl, a veteran poodle of the Washington, DC Coatimundischord Records scene is hired, finalizing the core trio.

Furvana signs to Sub Pup Records.

The album "Bleat," recorded by Jack Endinosaur, is released to no acclaim or sales.

The band signs to Giraffen Records and starts recording with producer Butch Pig.

                     The album "Nevermeow" with its hit single "Smells Like Tern Spirit" is released to all of the acclaim and all of the sales.

                   Kat Cobain marries Cowertney Love of the band "Howl," to no critical or popular acclaim, not that anyone asked or that it was any of their business, thankyouverymuch.

                  The album "Insecticide" is released, because the original album title was a play on words to begin with, so changing it BACK to "Insect" is actually the way to make an animal joke out of that particular title.

                    Searching for a sound that is more raw, more primal, more, shall we say, animalistic, Furvana records "In Uterodent" with legendary producer and musician Steve Albunny.

                   Furvana and Giraffen Records quarrel over the album's direction. Kat Cobain declares that the label "is trying to spay and neuter our sound, man."

                   Okay, look. The next plot point here is obviously how Kat Cobain does a lot of catnip and commits suicide. But that's not actually funny. The real guy was a human being, and due probably to depression and brain chemistry and drugs and a lot of pressure and many other things, he felt he had to take his own life, and that's really sad, and a real loss to all of music, not to mention to his widow and daughter and bandmates and family and the people who loved him. If you need help, or know someone who does, try the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255. I've personally used it in times of crisis, and they're a big help, and might save your life or the life of a loved one. Alright then. Thanks. Back to the cat jokes. Be well, everyone.

                 A whole bunch of stupid jerks try to blame all of Kat's problems on Cowertney. Including one lovely-sounding man who is otherwise best known for founding the genre known as

"Rape Rock".

I'd trust him.

                                                 Fortunately, Kat Cobain is proving to be far more prolific in death than he ever was in life, releasing an additional four studio albums, two live albums, a concert film, two books, and the libretti for two light operas. We look forward to hearing his new material for many years into the future!

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